30 years old, and still kickin'

I'm 30, people, so bring on the cards, presents, and general enthusiasm.

And for God´s sake, somebody throw me some kind of big, expensive party - I´m talking about MTV´s Super Sweet 16, except with receding hairlines and people who can complete a sentence without saying, ¨like¨.

Lots of love, and I hope to see you all in the very near future so that you can lavish compliments on me about my youthful appearance and buy me things.

Love,

Jamey